Abligurition

Abligurition (verb): Spending a ridiculously large amount of money on food.

This word is now considered obsolete by the Oxford English Dictionary, which is unfortunate because of the advent of organic food co-ops and stores such as Whole Foods, abligurition has almost become an American way of life.

Wheeple

Wheeple (verb): When someone attempts a strong and shrill whistle but the result is weak and subdued.

An interesting word whose first syllable actually sounds like a weak whistle.